Politics: Jokes about Republicans

Well, with me always switching between two different themes of political posts in this blog, it is now time to get to the next them. The Republicans will have their turn as I largely complain about them over and over again. I’ve decided to make up a bunch of jokes about them in this post. I don’t need to as that whole party is a joke. But let’s get to them all and I hope that you enjoy them. I probably could make more of them, but I figure that I’ll just stop when I do.

What do you call an argumentative Republican? A Republican

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he’ll wait to do it until it is advantageous to him.

It used to be that people without a brain, heart, or courage were Wizard of Oz characters. Now it describes the typical Republican senator.

What’s the difference between a Republican and a procrastinator? A procrastinator gets stuff done.

Did you hear the one about the two men who were caught on tape bragging about groping woman? One got fired from his job. The other got elected president of the United States.

What do you call an illogical Republican? A Republican

What’s the difference between a Republican and a monkey? Monkeys don’t throw as much crap at each other.

Did you hear the one about the honest Republican? Me neither.

What do you call an honorable Republican? Dead

What’s the difference between Trump and a sewage treatment plant? A sewage treatment plant doesn’t have nearly as much crap.

What do you call a disagreeable Republican? A Republican

Trump got elected. While people are certain that he’s a joke, people have struggled since to figure out what the punch line is.

What do the New England Patriots and Mitch McConnell have in common? Both rig the rules so that they win. (That's not a joke, is it?)

What’s the difference between a clown and Trump? One is a sometimes scary creature who has fake hair, makes people laugh by being stupid, and has crowds of people gathering to see their antics. The other is a clown.

What do you call an obnoxious Republican? A Republican