Politics: Republican Dictionary

As an autistic person, it can be hard to understand neurotypical people at times as they often say things that don’t make sense to me based on how I thought things were actually worded. Now we have Republicans who seem to love to redefine words nowadays. They seem to be way worse at what words mean than anything I was ever used to before. So I thought that I would say a lot of words and come up with what Republicans think they mean. Here is your own version of a modern day Republican dictionary.

Electoral College landslide: Whatever Trump’s victory was. Let’s hope people don’t look at all of the Electoral College votes from presidential elections past to find out how completely bogus this was since it would ruin one of our go to reasons for why Trump can’t be impeached.

Hate: 1- Something that only the Democrats ever do. Boo! Hiss! Don’t you just hate them and how they hate our total awesome dear leader? 2- Something that we did a lot to Obama. Man, I miss those days. But let’s not dwell on that anymore. 3- Something that we should always do with Hilary Clinton and Bill Clinton because they are as guilty as sin about anything and everything we ever always say that they are.

Lies: 1- Anything and everything that we say or do in order to win. Who needs facts on our side when lies work so much better? Who cares just how obviously wrong they always are? People on our side will just buy them up as lies circle around the world before the truth has made it out the door. 2- Stuff Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton would say a lot. Remember them? Boo! Hiss! They lie a lot and you can’t support liars like them especially when Trump lies more about worse things, but you can’t forget their lies.

Overturning the results of an election- Our most outrageous and obvious lie about impeachment that we love to constantly spread. If Trump would be impeached, that would overturn the results of an election. I’m not sure how that will happen as a lot of what he has done thus far cannot be undone easily and we aren’t saying that he was never rightfully supposed to be president. But you cannot oust someone without overturning election results in our mind.

Perpetrator: Anyone who accuses another of a crime is clearly guilty of something whether or not it is straight up lying or something else like that. They are guilty of crimes and have to be because our dear leader or whoever else is accused of something can’t be guilty as it is instead those who accuse others of crimes.

Racist: Anyone who would dare accuse another of being racist. Those people and only those are the racist people in the world. It certainly isn’t those who say racist things or are racist. No, it is only the ones who call others racist. Think of the hatred it causes! Boo! Hiss!

Socialism: NEVER EVER DEFINE THIS WORD OR SAY WHAT IT MEANS! We might not even be sure what it means ourselves. We just know that we don’t like this and will accuse liberals of this and say that it is bad every time they want to accomplish something.

Tyranny of the majority: Anything that the Democrats want to do in the House that could often just be ignored or voted down in the Republican senate. This is another thing that we like to say in order to anger people and get them on our side.

Victim: Anyone and everyone accused of a crime. Clearly, they are always victims of a smear campaign and lies. Lots of lots of lies. Don’t you just hate the lies that these people do? Boo! Hiss! Trump is always a victim and we are always victims when accused of anything wrong or people don’t like us for some reason.

I could add more, but I think that I will end this post around here. Do you think that I did these definitions well? Does this sound like how Republicans talk and what they mean when they lie or say other things like that? I’ll see what any of you think about it.